这几篇都不错，挺搞笑的。有中英对照，比较适合你，希望采纳

One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard. He stopped before a bunch of grapes. They were ripe and juicy.

"I'm just feeling thirsty," he thought. So he backed up a few paces, got a running start, jumped up, but could not reach the grapes.

He walked back. One, two, three, he jumped up again, but still, he missed the grapes.

The fox tried again and again, but never succeeded. At last he decided to give it up.

He walked away with his nose in the air, and said“I am sure they are sour.”

狐狸和葡萄

●一个炎热的夏日，狐狸走过一个果园，他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。

●狐狸想：“我正口渴呢。”于是他后退了几步，向前一冲，跳起来，却无法够到葡萄。

●狐狸后退又试。一次，两次，三次，但是都没有得到葡萄。

●狐狸试了一次又一次，都没有成功。最后，他决定放弃，他昂起头,边走边说：“葡萄还没有成熟，我敢肯定它是酸的。”

1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似；类似

18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”

bb鐧惧害鍦板浘

求初中生英语作文80词左右10篇~

自己上网查查都有啊，给你几个网址借鉴下http://wenku.baidu.com/view/55a633ec856a561252d36f83.html
http://www.zybang.com/question/edf1628a45f9a056066f317d35eade10.html
http://www.zybang.com/question/14fa8ef780fa938fbd40fc8d1138469f.html
http://www.yyzw.com/riji/zhouji/2104.html

给7篇，自己选择一下吧：
1、
The people who I adore
When I was in primary school, there was a teacher who taught me more than that in class.He was a very kind young man, more than ten years older than us and taught us English. We all liked to take his class.What impressed me a lot was his grace.You could see him always smiling.He got angry only when we were too noisy in class.After class,he often played soccer with us.He used to be a very believable defender and never fouled on any of us.We all liked to call him "Teacher Miao" and he was just like a friend, not a teacher.His sonsy personality inspired me to be kind to everyone I met.That was my well-beloved "Teacher Miao" .
我最崇拜的人
我在小学的时候，有一位老师教我在课堂上比这更多。他是一个非常善良的年轻人，比我们十多岁教我们英语。我们都喜欢拿他的课。给我印象最深的是他的恩典。你可以看到他总是微笑。他很生气，只有当我们在教室太吵了。下课后，他经常和我们一起踢足球。他曾经是一个非常可信的后卫不污染对我们任何人。我们都喜欢叫他“苗老师”，他就像一个朋友，没有一个老师。他开朗的个性激励我要对每个人我见过。那是我的心爱的“苗教师”。
2、
My teacher
My English teacher appears very beautiful and she looks about 40 years old.She has a
son.Our English teacher is very strict with us,and sometimes,she is very friendly and kind
to us.She is also humorous.On the April Fools' Day,she said to us,"you are going to have
a holiday this afternoon".Many students thought it true.Many students dare not
talk,because she is very strict.We are afraid that we cannot pass the exam,because the
teacher will criticise us if we don't pass.She doesn't give us too much homework,and she
doesn't give us too much pressure.Sometimes,we like our Engllish teacher.
I like English,and I like my English teacher.
我的老师
我的英语老师长得很漂亮，看起来大概40多岁，他有一个儿子。英语老师对我们很严格，
但是有时她对我们很和蔼，很友好。她也很幽默，在愚人节那天，她对我们说：“下午放假”很多同学都当真了。在上课的时候很多同学都不敢说话，因为老师很严格。我们害怕考试不及格，因为老师会批评我们。英语老师布置的作业不是很多，没有给我们太大的压力。有时 我们很喜欢英语老师。
我喜欢英语，也喜欢我的英语老师
3、
One day
It was sunny and very hot today. I got up early and helped my parents cook breakfast.
Then I washed the dishes and cleaned the room. After a short rest I did my homework in
the morning. In the afternoon I went swimming in the nearest swimming pool with my
friends. It was really cool to swim in such a hot day. I surfed the internet and read a
storybook in the evening. I really had a busy and interesting day.
我的一天
今天天气晴朗比较热。我起得很早，帮父母做早饭。然后我洗碗打扫屋子。休息一会后我上午做作业。下午我和朋友去我家最近的游泳池游泳。在如此炎热的夏天游泳的确很棒。晚上我上网、看故事书。我今天很忙过得很有趣。
4、
My best friend
My best friend and I get along with each other quite well. But we are so different. He is
funnier, more outgoing than I am and i'm more serious. He is more athletic and likes to
play all kinds of sports but I am smarter on study. My friend is wilder than me and I am
calmer. He is tall, thin, strong,with short hair, And sometimes he is very careless and lazy.
On the other hands, I am short, fat, weak, with shorthair. He is very helpful because I am
very lazy and don't want to do any sports. And I will help him with his study.
I think our friendship will last forever.
我最好的朋友
我和我最好的朋友相处的非常好，但是我们却各有不同。他比我更有趣，更外向，而我很严
肃。他是运动型的，各种体育运动都很喜欢，而我更擅长于学习。我的朋友相对狂野而我相对沉静。他又高又瘦，但是很结实，留着短发。一些时候他马虎又懒散。与他相比，我显得矮胖，而虚弱。我也是短头发。他很乐于助人，因为我很懒不想做仍和运动。我会在学习上帮助他。
我希望我们的友谊能够持续到永远。
5 、
My pet
I have a cat named Mimi. Its hair is as white as snow. I often play games with it. It amuses me a lot and I treat it as a little friend. Every morning, I would say goodbye to it before I go to school and Mimi would wave its front-legs to me. It brings me a lot of pleasure. But it takes time and costs money to keep the cat. My parents and I spend much time taking care of it, feeding it and cleaning it. We have to clean the house from time to time, or the cat will make them dirty and smelly.
我的宠物
我有一只叫咪咪。它的毛像雪一样白。我经常和它一起玩。它使我很开心，我把它作为一个小朋友。每天早上，我会说我去学校，咪咪将对我挥动它的前腿之前对它说再见。它给我带来了很多快乐。但这需要时间和金钱成本养猫。我父母和我花费很多时间照看它，喂它，清洁它。我们必须打扫房子时，或猫会使他们又脏又臭的。
6、
I have a dream
　I'm looking for a weekend. It's happy and it's free. This is my dream.
At this weekend, I don't have to play the violin; I don't have to draw pictures; Olympic Maths is far away from me; Handwriting doesn't bother me.
I can play and I can sing; I can do everything interesting. No one can stop me.
Oh, what a happy weekend! But, it's only my dream. I hope it will come true.
我有一个梦想
我在找一个周末。这是快乐的，这是免费的。这是我的梦想。
在这个周末，我没有小提琴；我不需要画；奥林匹克数学是远离我；笔迹不打扰我。
我可以玩，我可以唱；我可以做任何有趣的。没有人能阻止我。
哦，这是一个快乐的周末！但是，这只是我的梦。我希望它会成真。
7、
I like basketball
I'm a tall and lively boy. I like playing basketball very much because it's interesting. I like NBA, too. There are many famous stars in it. Such as Alan, Iveson, Tim, Donken, Jordan, Kobe, O'Neal and so on. Yao Ming is in the NBA, too. He's Chinese. He plays basketball well. He's a center forward. He's our pride. All the ball stars can jump, shoot and pour in the basket. So each game of the NBA is wonderful. Sometimes the players can perform miracles, I think.
This year's champion is Spur Team. It’s one of the strongest contenders.
I like NBA. I love basketball.
我喜欢篮球
我是一个个子高高的，活泼的男孩。我很喜欢打篮球因为它是有趣的。我喜欢NBA。有很多著名的明星。如艾伦，蒂姆邓肯，艾维森，乔丹，科比，奥尼尔等。姚明在NBA。。他是中国人。他篮球打得好。他提出的一个中心。他是我们的骄傲。所有的球星可以跳，射倒在篮子里。所以每一场比赛的NBA是美好的。有时候，玩家可以创造奇迹，我想。
今年的冠军是马刺队。这是一个强有力的竞争者。
我喜欢NBA。我爱篮球。