英语高手帮忙翻译下~ 要专业一点 因为我要发到别人留言板 单词或者语法错了就搞笑了。

把幽默翻译成英文单词~

Humor幽默本来就是音译过来,象沙发,坦克都是。

Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"


伟大的猎手Jonesie

有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。

猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。

半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。

I love you,love you!Dear,your English is excellent ,so can you translate this sentence for me:we love each other very much forever! I will love you to last! However i will kill you if you leave me alone for the third one!我自己翻译的，仅供参考哦！！！

I love you, I love you, the dear your English is pretty good, but do you translate the sentence below it:
We love love, we could last forever, I love you in the end, if you engage in an affair I will kill you

去网上打个翻译器一下就出来了

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